Wednesday, 26 February 2014 05:04 PM
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Once you've sucked dick, eating a cheeto that's dropped on the floor doesn't seem so irrational
Wednesday, 26 February 2014 04:01 PM
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I don't really take this page seriously and you shouldn't either.
Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:15 PM
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My goal is to sleep with 100 women before I turn 21. Who wants to be
#20?
Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:14 PM
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I broke up with my girlfriend and fucked five of her best friends.
Wednesday, 26 February 2014 12:04 PM
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I like sitting on benches around campus and watching happy people. Life is beautiful, you just need the right mindset.
Wednesday, 26 February 2014 12:03 PM
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I feel like our generation has lost the art of polite, civilized debate. Everyone just resorts to name calling and insults, especially the left wingers.
Wednesday, 26 February 2014 11:57 AM
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I have fantasies about running outside and torching the construction equipment they use outside of the Suites. I hear that obnoxious beeping sound in my friggen nightmares.
Wednesday, 26 February 2014 11:12 AM
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The girl Im attracted to is my best friend. But shes out of league, she models, is a kind to everyone, can cook, and chill with the bros. Ive changed myself to be what I think she wants. But she keeps trying to help me find a girlfriend but all I want is her.