There's this one guy that I work with that I positively HATE with every fiber of my being. He is the single most pretentious, stuck-up, self-righteous asshole I've ever met. Of course, I probably hate him because we share a 93 percent match on OKCupid and my friends think that I'm going to wind up being like him in 20 years.

Hey guy who smokes weed and scares people passing by or says stuff from the bushes, I Plan to find you. It is now a mission. Do you have any clues, times, days or areas that i should know about?

I came to the conclusion that my ex is perfect for me, we never argued, we loved each other and we always enjoyed the little moments. I decided to call her and tell her how I still feel; only to find out that she has moved on, and that they do what we did. The little things meant a lot to me and it hurts. I hate it

Why does a Brazilian wax need to be $50-$55?! Worth the pain but why do got to take my money too?

They say "You are what you eat". I guess that I must be a delicious piece of man because I bit this guy's dick off at a party last week.

Anyone else get turned on by taking someone elses virginity?

I hate it when I sneeze too hard into my hands and the boogers go all over my face

Shout out to the girl who went out of the emergency exit at the Hotspot, you made my day.