That moment you realize that you are walking alone and eating alone...

#foreveralone

I think Spanish and Portuguese women are the most beautiful in the world. If only I knew some on campus.

Slackliners and climbers are hot. Just sayin..

Hey guy/girl who wants to find me doing the deed.. Challenge accepted. Night time, is the only thing you need to know. It could happen anywhere.. Boo!

We all have or used to have one of those guys who would treat us like shit and not appreciate us well, hey ladies! let's all stop complaining about it and not let them trample all over us anymore!

I was having sex with this girl, and by the time we finished up she asked me "Do you want to Hakuna on my tatas"? I think she's a keeper.

Hello people I'm from Spain, and I am 19. I have been drinking since I was 14 so.. I've been getting bored lately on campus since I am not 21 and technically I am at a legal age to drink. But it's stupid I cannot even enjoy glass of wine. So I wanted to ask you guys something, especially the law students if we have some. I might order a fake id soon and I wanted to ask you guys what would happen if I got caught using it. Bars, clubs, gas station etc

I had sex with my best friend. You think it would have been fun? Yeah, it's hardly worth mentioning. That kid has some serious issues in the sack. What a waste.