To the girl who often hit gym and has a little heart tattoo near left ankle, Damn you work-out so hard it makes me jealous, & you are beautiful too, and i wish you are single and straight. Sincerely, your secret admirer who you often caught staring at you :)

The only comfort I get being a single person is knowing that the person I'll fall in love with is out there, and they are probably thinking the same thing.

if you're tired of defending your on again, off again relationship, stop posting on again, off again facebook statuses. if you aren't ready to actually break up don't bitch on facebook. otherwise 300 friends are going to see how shitty he was and you're going to have to defend his behavior when you're on again.

I really dislike my roommate's friends. They're short and so obese that I'm impressed that they can walk. I feel like they're terrible people though because now my roommate goes out partying and buys hundreds of dollars of clothes at a time. What I hate most of all is that they say nasty things when she steps out of the room but I don't feel like I have the right to tell her who to befriend.

I had Star Ginger yesterday for lunch and it gave me the worst food poisoning I've ever had. 12 hours of vomiting and dry heaving. Never eating there again.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let those guys between your legs, they'll say you're cute, they'll say you're fine, nine months later they'll say not mine!

I'm getting sick and tired of people of people who just don't reply to you in the middle of a texting/messaging conversation, especially when the text requires a response or your are trying to make plans. I would much rather you just tell me to "Fuck off." than for you to just see my message and not respond. That shit makes me so angry. Fuck you if you do that to people.

I shaved my legs for you