Tuesday, 04 March 2014 03:25 AM
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i spi;l;led bong water o my keyoard ad now i type ;like this/.
#high;life
Tuesday, 04 March 2014 02:03 AM
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My roommate pretends to be nice and sweet but she's actually the biggest cunt on the face of the planet. Living with her is almost unbearable but she acts like we're best friends.
Tuesday, 04 March 2014 12:54 AM
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If I hear one more goddamn person say 'you're skinny enough, I'm the one who needs to get skinny' I'll slap a hoe. You want to look better? go fucking work for it! Don't tell me that I can't want to be more fit.
Tuesday, 04 March 2014 12:16 AM
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This afternoon I had a banana in my ass when my roommate came home early from class. Needless to say, I haven't seen her since.
Monday, 03 March 2014 11:24 PM
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Its not weird to sleep naked with 2 other roommates in the room right?
Monday, 03 March 2014 10:44 PM
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I almost wish I could cheat. I wouldn't, but I wish I could.
But it almost seems like more of a hassle, who just has answers to tests? lol.
I bet if it were easy to get the answers so many more people would feel the same way.
Monday, 03 March 2014 10:37 PM
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I want to have sex with an NAU hockey player at least once before i graduate. If it doesn't happen then thats ok but it would still be fun.
Monday, 03 March 2014 10:31 PM
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Never doubt what a compliment and positive words can do to a person'a frame of mind. This isn't a confession but I know that it helped me today.