I was hanging out with some hottie when he asked me to give him head. I gave in although it was my first time. We were in the back seat of the car and its happening and next thing you know he said "woah stop stop stop" he zipped up his pants and I get up and the cops are behind us. We got a ticket for being parked where we weren't supposed to. It was a horrible time. Never again.

I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met her boyfriends parents....

Am I the only one that gets turned off by guys with little hands?? I went out with a guy who was cute and a smooth talker and then he held my hand and from that moment on I knew I would never see him again. I felt like I was holding my 3 year old cousins hand !

Why the hell do all my professors have major things due next week. Is it to torture students before spring break?

That feeling you get when you catch dudes staring while you're doing squats ?? makes me smile every time

To the people who walk into class right after smoking a cigarette, you smell disgusting and everyone notices.

i hate how in the freshman dorms they poop in the washers well at least in wilson. like seriously the freshman dorms already suck, that's so sick.

If it seems like I'm pushing you away it's because I am. I'm too fucked up, and I'm hurting everyone around me. I don't want to hurt anyone else so I'm gonna go it alone for a while. Sometimes "it's not you, it's me" is the honest truth.