Forgive me, but when I see all you men in uniforms it's so hard for me to not want to just jump your bones right then and there. Men in uniform are so sexy I can't wait to join the military.

I fantasize about my boyfriend fucking me so hard in the showers in his dorm. Something about the water, the publicity and everything about it really make me dripping when I think about it.

If your confession has a "click to read more", I'm not reading it.

I would rather sit at home every night playing computer games then go to a party. Who needs friends or a girlfriend when you have world of Warcraft and good grades?

I was sick of that guy who posts the pictures on every single post, so I went to his page and blocked him. It hasn't even been a day yet and I'm absurdly glad to not see his spit pictures on my newsfeed.

To the girl who peed her pants and left her wet slacks in the girls first floor bathroom at Cline: I took your pants home and washed them, they will be at the desk nice and clean tonight for pick up. I did not let my coworkers or supervisor know of your accident, so you can pick them up judgement free from our lost and found as there are several pants already there :)
Sincerely, Cline Library Student Worker

How many girls are actually adventurous in bed? I personally like bondage, being tied up and blindfolded, pretty much anything really, as long as she lets me do the same! The passionate stuff is nice every once in a while too, but that never gets me off. Is anybody else like that?

I lost my virginity on the second floor lounge of Wilson...now I can't stop laughing whenever I go to study and I see his cum stains on the chair...