Saturday, 08 March 2014 09:35 AM
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Since being in an LDR this year, my vibrator has become my best friend :)
Saturday, 08 March 2014 09:30 AM
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Today my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have an interview in half an hour and I look like a smurf..
Saturday, 08 March 2014 09:27 AM
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Last night I was sexiled. So that my roommate and the boy I had just confessed my love to two days ago could hook up.
Saturday, 08 March 2014 09:25 AM
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Today I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his Facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his friends skiing what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs.
Saturday, 08 March 2014 09:11 AM
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So for some reason I kept finding ants crawling all over my face today. After awhile, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. My beard has a population of ants living in it..
Saturday, 08 March 2014 09:09 AM
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Today I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy."
Saturday, 08 March 2014 09:02 AM
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Left more money on the stairway in Gabaldon. Early bird gets the worm.
-Guy in the Legend of Zelda shirt
Saturday, 08 March 2014 08:41 AM
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I have the bigest crush on my lab teacher. Hes a TA, but a graduate student. I want him so bad. How can i get him to want me too?!?