I laugh at the stupid girls expecting to get to Wal-Mart when the bus driver says he isn't going back that way and getting stuck downtown.
Thank you for being my Sunday night entertainment.

Hey guys...word of advice. If you want to bang a girl put the time in. Call her, text her, ask her about her day. Don't just contact her when you want sex, but make your self available when she wants it too. Remember, we have toys and our hands is just as good and less messy. We don't really need you. What we need is for you to make us feel special. That's all we want. We want to feel like you are choosing us (even if it's just to have sex with) out of all the girls on campus, on line, and in your life. We don't want to feel like a warm body that was the first to respond to your multitude of requests from every women you know. We can tell when you look at us like "you'll do". Only pathetic, slutty girls go home with that type of guy.

I like to sit around reading NAU Confessions because it makes me feel better about myself.

Got fired from my first job out of school.
Saw one of the lower level managers at a football game while I was grabbing beer.
He starts going on about him still working there. I asked him if he was sitting in the bleachers, ( he was). I bought front row.
I love it!

Thinking of ending things with my friend with benefits. I'm getting tired of leaving right after thing finish between us and no cuddling. I mean my fwb at home doesn't make me leave, sometimes we even go another round. I'm just getting tired of it all.

I fapped to "This is Halloween" last night, then my boyfriend played it on the computer and I continued. When I finished, I started bleeding. Da fuq

So worn out, most the time, but every once and a while, energetic-tired. I'm becoming physically ill trying to keep up with the demands of everything in my life. And all anyone else can say is that's normal. Just, depressing and tiring as hell to hear that.

I wish I could live with guys, they are so much messier. Even my bf, the self-professed neat-freak is messier than my female roommates. I'm naturally messy no matter how hard I try...guys wouldn't demonize it as much (and the solution isn't moving in with my bf).