Am I the only one that wanted Wile E Coyote to outsmart The Road Runner at least just once?

confession: Dear NAU, If you'd stop making me change my password on BBLearn... That'd be great... Sincerely, Im running outta passwords.

It's hilarious how people feel the need to insert their opinion into every conversation on this page. Oh wait, you're pursuing your undergrad? Right. I almost forgot. You know fucking everything.

I like bringing the homeless into my house for food, than fucking them... I think of it as my way of giving back to the community!

Sometimes I look around NAU and the comments section of NAUconfessions and realize that most of the guys are fat, ugly, neckbeards who believe in the "friendzone". Maybe if you weren't such a sexist ugly prick who watches MLP all day she'd want to date you.

I was helping this girl carry her film equipment the other day, she genuinely looked like she was gonna drop everything, but I was so late to lecture I got her name and not her number after we got to her destination. Actually regret that.

So this guy slept over the other night and all he did was cuddle with me and hold my hand. I thought he liked me but he never kissed me or even tried to make any move. Am I really that unattractive that he didn't want to kiss me? And this happens with every guy I like, they want to take it sooo slow that I literally go insane. Should I just give up?

I know I'm only 18, but I have so many regrets. Regrets that end up being locked away with a past I will never talk about. I know everyone says not to run from your past, but if I didn't run my past would win and my regrets would be for nothing.