I am still that little dork who when is bored in class, goes to the bathroom to waste time.

Remember that time when you literally ripped my shirt off of me, and then were kind enough to loan me one of yours so that I could walk home fully dressed (even though I had a jacket that I could have worn instead)? Yeah, I just thought you should know that I have no intention of returning it...

Any fellow pet reptile enthusiasts here?

Ladies, would you rather date the cliche guy sitting under a tree playing guitar, or the cliche guy walking his puppy?

Nice guys, why don't you guys just start being assholes? Now women are saying that the friend zone isn't real, and they are even starting to become hostile about it. When are you guys going to understand that women don't care about you guys? I used to be a nice guy, and my life has been so much better since I started standing up for myself, and yes, being more of an asshole to women. Obviously it's your choice and your life, but I just don't see how being a nice guy improves a man's quality of life.

Guys, posting comments about female empowerment and respecting women that get a lot of likes on this page will not get you laid, or get you a girlfriend. A girl is not going to see your comment and say, "Wow, that guy respects women so much, I'm going to message him and try to fuck him/be with him."

SO PLEASE CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

I think my roommate hates me. I'm afraid to ask about rooming together next year.

When it's so quiet in your room, you can hear your neighbors bed squeak and it's more than likely one of them is getting fucked hard