Sometimes all I want is a hug. A big-hold-you-there-for-a-little-too-long hug.

My boyfriend has now eaten me from behind twice. I love it so much but still when he's going down to it I freak out because how close he is to my butt and I'm insecure about its appearance.

If you don't do research, don't have internships, don't have scholarships, don't teach, don't volunteer, don't participate in clubs, don't study abroad, don't have an MCAT above a 33, and don't have above a 3.8, you're probably not going to be a Doctor.
-Someone who has done all of those and still didn't get in.

Everyone seems to be having so many cool adventures. My adventures consist of going to the library all weekend, because I have so much homework. Am I the only one?

Mother Nature: proof that all women are indecisive

Guys: If he wanted me just for sex, and we assume that it's highly unlikely that he found a better female for it. And that he was satisfied with it at least 85% of the time. Then why would he leave?

I masturbated in the library today ;)

I kept texting a girl late at night to see if she'd be down for a movie but she would just play hard to get. I finally decided to just go for it and ask if she wanted to come over and hook up, she said she had homework to do. Fuck me, last time I ever do that. Props to guys who can do what I failed to do.