Hey! I also have 3 nipples! ...but I'm a guy.

Oh boy.

Im not even single for 2 fuckin days from a 2 yr relationship and I swear to god I've never gotten so much male attention. I JUST WANNA BE LEFT ALONE AND GIVEN TIME TO HEAL GOD DAMN IT.

I think it's a sad day in a man's life where his lack of success with women has gotten so bad, he convinces himself that he doesn't want it.

To the guy in the Superman onesie and his friends who were on the bus at about 3:49: you guys made my afternoon (: I hope your entrance to class was as epic as you guys were planning. Sincerely, the chick who mentioned Batman and Lex Luthor

There's this incredibly beautiful girl with blond dreadlocks that rides her bike down Milton…. I've seen her like 3 times in the same spot this past week.

If you are reading this, HOT DAMN you are beautiful. Nice genes :)

Sincerely, anonymous :)

Why is it that girls can get away with not working and having their significant other pay for everything and support them, where as with guys it's frowned upon and the parents of the girl would look at you in shame? #unequalrights

One thing I love about getting an empty elevator is that I can fart freely without having to worry about offending someone because of the smell or the extreme loudness of my bowels.

I actually get really upset when people use me as a one night stand.. I get all flattered by them at dinner and then start to have some feelings for them, and then have it come to the next day and they won't even text or talk to me anymore.. First world problems, I guess..