I'm pretty honest with my confessions here..... but boy do some of y'all eat my shit up. It's a little too easy to get reactions. It's fucking great. None of you even know me or even have a clue as to who I am and you get in a hissy over me taking the piss out of something, from word choice, to mannerisms, to opinion. DAMN, you would think some of y'all are still in high school with that shit. The worse part too is that you give all of that power to me to invoke those things from you. The trolls only win if you feed them, darling. First thing most of you taught me in elementary school.

Meanwhile, I will remain 12. Maybe giggle at some of your comments. Masturbate to some of your profiles. Get excited when some of you grasp what's going on and some of the better sub-context. Go and buy a cake because I fucking can, and eat it too. Rock out with my cock out because there's only so much I have to waste on people, and I have honestly no clue why any of you would bother wasting anything on me.

At first I thought the boycott Star Wars thing was ridiculous...... and then I found out it was really 4chan.

Thank you mother/b/oard for once again delivering quite the ruse.

Now if only people learned something from Spongebob about bait and hooks...... then maybe the internet wouldn't be as awful.

I haven't kissed or had sex with a guy since last October. My hormones are going out of control. I refuse to sign up for online dating sites but I'm too shy to approach people in person. My life. Is spiraling. Downward. Dark... so dark...

I got drunk with a buddy the othe night and found out later that night that I ended up sucking his dick I must have been pretty fucked up because I dont know how it happened...

Why is it so hard to maintain a relationship, I have such high expectations and I am beyond lucky to have the guy I love right now but it's so much work with life in the way.

How many people would be opposed to me wearing my pizza onsie the Friday before Halloween?

I do not understand why those involved with the shooting are not also being charged. "Newly released reports from Northern Arizona University police say that the suspect (Jones) in the fatal shooting of another student had injuries on his head, back, chest, arms and knees and that his mouth was bloody when he was arrested."- stop with the 'poor frat bro' party and realize those d-bags weren't being 'great guys'. Why aren't they all being charged with aggravated assault? But hey, guess living knowing your drunken actions resulted with a dead friend may be punishment too.

I graduated from NAU, have established a career that I love, and am saving for a fancy ring to give to the girl I met while at NAU. College sucks sometimes, but the work you're doing now will pay off in time. Keep kickin ass Jacks!