To the young lady with the Magikarp hat: You are really attractive and you make me smile every time I see you.

Why is it that all the people that are attracted to me live so far away?

I'm suppose to be on bed rest but I'm sucking it up to support my boyfriends show. He was really bummed that I couldn't go but has been uber amazing waiting on me hand & foot. I figured its the least I could try to do.

If you want a girl that kind of likes you to like you more, don't give a shit about them from time to time because when you give a shit, that's when they start not giving a shit anymore,ya feel me?

To the Drug Survey person: I do "drugs" to experience different physiological realities. I enjoy the feeling of in a sense not being in reality and being able appreciating my surroundings and life in general that much more. After you are done with this project post another confession telling us how it went:) Hope I helped a bit!

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Women are only attracted to one type of men: assholes.

Today I woke up to my dick in my gfs mouth..shes definitely a keeper (: