Friday, 04 April 2014 04:27 PM
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We've been dating for almost a year and I really love him. Should I tell him?
Friday, 04 April 2014 03:41 PM
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To the boy who works at the Starbucks on south campus and is always wearing the black Oregon hat.. You are one of the cutest boys I've seen on campus all year.
Friday, 04 April 2014 03:40 PM
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Taking a huge shit feels really good.
Friday, 04 April 2014 02:50 PM
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Everyone seems so stressed recently, so here's some dog puns. I hope they cheer you all up :)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/pun-dog-puns-that-will-instantly-brighten-your-day
Friday, 04 April 2014 02:44 PM
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me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy
Friday, 04 April 2014 02:40 PM
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I make sure I do my work by not eating until I finish a certain amount. It's terrible but I get so much done :/
Friday, 04 April 2014 02:31 PM
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Bite Bite Sip Sip That's the deep dish combo mambooooo!!!!
Friday, 04 April 2014 02:17 PM
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Some people say I have a god complex. I laugh in their face because that's utterly ludicrous. I am god.