I don't do drugs or smoke hookah or have one night stands with strange guys, but occasionally I like to binge drink and throw up in my mothers car the next morning before church.

I really need a cuddle buddy. I really want to just wrap my arms around a girl and hold her close. Anybody wanna cuddle?

I honestly hate my life. When my roommate isn't around I sob constantly and want to stay in bed all day. I feel like I have no reason to be here, as I've lost everyone who was close to me. I have nobody.

I finally started using Tinder and I got a match within the first day. I don't know how to feel about this.

To the folks that run the HvZ booth in the union: I really appreciate the fact that you actually rake the time to talk to people instead of treating them like just another number. It's really endearing considering a lot of things right now.

During spring break I stayed at NAU. I had a guy come over and stay in my dorm for couple of days. He went on talking about how he wanted a relationship but yet wasn't ready blah blah blah. Had sex with him(he was my first, he thinks he was my third!) He is now not putting any effort into this relationship. I backed off, still got nothing. His friends noticed how bad he has been treating me so I am now happily seeing one of his best friends, who actually texts me back after we have sex and makes and effort to talk to me or see me. Peace out. Your nice boy act is bullshit. Glad changing schools. PS... your friend is better in bed than you are. ;)

On Friday night around 12:30 my friends and I were hotboxing behind Reilly. We were up on a hill and saw the flicker of a lighter in another car. I raised our lighter and flicked it twice. After a bit they replied with two flickers. We had our own weird marijuana morse code and it was hilarious. I just wanted to thank those stoners for that moment.

When I drink I will fuck anyone. Anyone.