I buy frosting just to eat it straight from the container.

Anal sex right before going to the gym, probably not one of my best ideas....but it was totally worth it :D

If you struggle with making friends, you oughta be going to UofA. We don't want your kind here.......bitch.

Girls in 821 with the really loud (terrible) music, you know who you are, I'm actually trying to study for my exam tomorrow. Me pounding on the floor is not code for "turn up the bass", it's a pretty universal thing meaning "shut the hell up so that serious students with actual majors can pass their classes". When your music vibrates the whole building, that's when you know someone's brain dead.

I've gotten to this point where having sex with my girl is more annoying than pleasurable. She seems to feel the same way. What should I do?

where can i find other handsome guys on the DL to mess around with?? i want to experiment while im in college but i want to be discreet. I know there are other guys out there

How about if you're tired of hating yourself for something, you get up and do something about it?

Not telling you what to do but saying if you hate your situation and you want it to change, you have to take the first step.

I know you pissed in the shower this morning, I just didn't say anything. Just don't do it again please.