To the girl who sits in the front row of my CCJ 215 class..... You're really cute and I would love to get to know you.

What are some of the most bogus classes offered here? I'm trying to take a knee - slapper of a class for Fall 2014. (This is not an invitation to put down people's majors) for example.. I would have taken under water basket weaving if it was still offered.

Light bulb, now that NAU will have a brand spanking new 74 million dollar science building on north campus, let's tear down the sbestos filled ancient physical sciences building and put in a giant high rise apartment style on campus housing building. I already have an off campus apartment for the fall, I'm just saying, smart move for NAU. Sincerely, the construction management student that feels like they have more common sense than the monkeys running this joint.

P.s. shut the fuck up about classes, and be respectful to your advisors. They all deal with the same entitled students day in and day out, don't treat them like shit. They're doing their best to get each student where they want to be.

Goddamn.

Around my period I become a compulsive liar. I don't know why but I have to lie about nearly everything, no matter how irrelevant.

I like to wake up in the morning and look out to the street. I also light up a cig while putting on my shoes. While walking down to the quad, I'm searching for a reason why everything went wrong. I'm also thinking about why all my money is gone. But you know what? I got a dalmatian and I still get high. I also got my guitar and I can play it like a motherfuckin' riot.
I know my life is too short so I love the one I got. These damn school buses might run me over or I might go to ASU or U of A and get shot. I don't start shit. I just get it off my chest. Never need a damn bullet proof vest.
Y'all motherfuckers should take a small tip or an example from me. Give all your money to charity. Cause you know, love is all I got. This style is straight from long beach. You know what I'm sayin'?
Shit comes back to you if you are static. You are bound to get what you deserve. Don't try to test out cause you are bound to get served.
Like I said, love is all I got. Don't start a riot. You'll see what I mean when the dance starts to get hot.

Reading the NAU confessions is where I get my daily dose of humor. There are a lot of fucking morons out there. (In both senses)

I make my adventures around campus substantially more complicated than they need to be, just so I can avoid the people handing out religious fliers. I don't want to talk to them, but I see them die a little bit inside every time they're ignored.

So do you wipe sitting down or standing up?