If there are 3 somewhat clean bathroom stalls open and you willingly choose the middle one to take a shit in, I automatically hate you.

You know it's spring in Flagstaff when the bees go on their annual routine of fucking shit up.

That moment when you first wake up in the morning, are leaving for class, going to the fridge and getting an energy drink then get on the bus open the energy drink, taking a sip and realizing you grabbed a damn beer! Yes this just happened. From the nasty looks I got on the bus after I do apologize. Some people aren't meant to have morning classes but have no other choice.

The little lunch lady that works the morning shift at the dub is my favorite. I feel like I'm getting a hug from my grandmother everyday. <3

One time, I lost 25 pounds just to prove to a bunch of my fat coworkers how easily it could be done. #fatshaming

Sometimes I wash my clothes in my sink and tie a bunch of my scarves together to make a clothesline... Aint nobody got money fo laudry!lol

I wonder how many people find their soulmates on here, like shit yall are specific. Ejemplo: Dear girl who drank at the water fountain on the third floor of the science building North Side at 3:17 PM on Tuesday, that paisley shit on your shirt brings out your eyes. I love you. Like what?

Sometime I think fuck society, I'm moving to the forest.