Saturday, 12 April 2014 09:27 PM
“
A girl in yoga pants can be hot. But a girl in a dress will be beautiful.
Saturday, 12 April 2014 05:02 PM
“
I like it when my gf rides my ass with a dildo.
Saturday, 12 April 2014 02:22 PM
“
So I have this awkward face that I make to my friends all the time. I've never actually seen myself make the face. Today, I made that face in the mirror for the first time. I scared myself.
Saturday, 12 April 2014 02:20 PM
“
I want to start humming and beating my chest like Dicaprio and Mcconaughey in Wolf of Wall Street in my business lecture hall during an exam and see who, if anyone would join in with me...
Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:24 AM
“
to the thirsty bitches that kept eye balling my boyfriend at the all time low concert last night, take a good long look honey. Cause i get to take those clothes off later ;) I won!
Friday, 11 April 2014 08:40 PM
“
I would love to date a single mom. Nothing sexier than a lady who is in school, has a job and takes care of her kids.
Friday, 11 April 2014 08:38 PM
“
The Coupe should sell cookies. The late night cravings are real
Friday, 11 April 2014 07:14 PM
“
More people need to start using the app Tinder. It is the greatest thing in the world. I fuck bitches and get money.