I rarely get butterflies and I don't want a relationship but I got the best damn cuddle from this guy the other night and I just want to cuddle with him some more but I think it was a one and done thing.

I try to let people down easy. It always backfires. I try to let people down bluntly. It backfires. I think I'm going back to ignoring the absolute shit out of people. That usually shakes people off with little to no effort at all.

So my friend and I are potheads. We even have code names (me-scooby, her-shaggy). Anyway, one time when we were really high, we decided to try my dog's gourmet treats. Well...there were a few that were delicious! Yum!

I hate it when people take life too seriously and can't take a joke.
##yolo so MAKE THE MOST OF THIS SHIT BITCHES.
Just have fun. Smoke meth hail satan. Whatever floats your boat.

My boyfriend showed up to a church thing to support me even though he's non-religious/atheist. I already told him how happy I was, but I just want to say it again. I wanted to confess that I've only had one other guy who as as supportive as him...only because he grew up in the church. :))))

I hate the fact that some people take life as a joke and never take serious things in a serious, mature way and think everything is funny, when in reality, your jokes go way too far and cross the line in every aspect possible.
And it's sad to think that these people are actually never going to grow up and can never experience life in a full spectrum because of their willing to not take the chance to be an adult instead of relying on their parents to do things for them the rest of their lives and cannot choose independence, but to mooch off of others that actually are struggling and work their asses off to make a living, unlike them that live in a sheltered, privileged world where everything is a party.

If I ever find a boy that likes all the music I like, he can have sex with me on the spot. So. Hey (;

No one should care if someone else's pants are tucked into their boots or if something makes them "country," no one gives a shit, it's the newest trend. It only bothers me when these guys, who don't know the first thing about what is under the hood of a truck, get a truck and some leather boots and automatically become the most mechanically inclined genius on the face of the earth. The next time one of these shit-kickers wants to pretend like I am a mechanical idiot, because I drive a car and don't wear a cow on my foot, is going to end up with that wad in their lip so far up their ass, that they'll learn a new reason to call it a plug.