Monday, 14 April 2014 03:14 AM
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While everyone is having such great lives, getting married, having kids, getting a house and such,
I'm just sitting here jacking off to facialabuse.com
Monday, 14 April 2014 02:56 AM
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I saw two women walking and slipped on ice last year because they were too busy taking selfies and instagramming while the other one cried because she just dropped her shitty Starbucks drink
Monday, 14 April 2014 02:55 AM
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Loud Farts are my anti-depressant. I feel so alive when all of my stress and anxiety gets purged away at an instance. I feel even more alive when people near me heard it. Break wind and rejoice.
Monday, 14 April 2014 02:54 AM
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I'll always wonder if you knew just how you changed me I went from being a virgin to sleeping around hoping to find someone like you
I still haven't.
Monday, 14 April 2014 02:54 AM
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Have you noticed how hipsters are trying to become unique and "not mainstream", but they're actually becoming quite generic and basic lol irony
Monday, 14 April 2014 02:51 AM
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When white girls say "nigga"
Monday, 14 April 2014 02:50 AM
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I love Doritos more than I love people
Monday, 14 April 2014 02:49 AM
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I really do wonder if the girls that post things about their sex life such as "I just had sex with a cute guy(;" are actually gay men undercover trying to get other men, actual women or just a internet troll.