Have fun when you finally fuck her, "buddy".

I really wanna motorboat the girl who works the coffee stand at the mall!!

Dear NAU boys,I know there's some psycho biznatches out there but some of us are actually chill.We just want someone to thug with;a smoking,drinking,cuddling,and boning partner.Not all of us want a hardcore marriage type of relationship!So,word of advice JUST.SPEAK.TO.US. I don't get why the majority of you puss out when you have a clear lead/chance?

I slightly wish I was pregnant even though I'd be nowhere near ready to take care of a baby.

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I hate that I miss you. I want to tell you but I know if I do you'll leave. Why can't you feel for me like I do for you!? The people who know about "us" tell me you're just scared. But I know you don't. Yet I don't want to loose what we have. Even after all we been through you still let me back in. Why? I don't know why people think being a gay man is easy but I'm one of the few who want more than sex. It's not easy.

I hope they post this because I would like to say I met a cool man in red tonight watching the blood moon. I could tell he is a bit lonely, and I just want him to know that he is an intelligent person who deserves a friend to love him for who he is. Men who are hopeless romantics and write poetry are quite rare nowadays, and I appreciate coming in contact with such a unique soul :)

To the girl wearing the camo d-backs hat, I saw you in the hot spot for dinner and could not help but notice how cute you were. I should have walked up and talked to you but it looked like you were busy with your friend.

I specifically hang out in large groups because of the fact that I'm so introverted. The more people around the less likely people will pay attention to me...