When you use brain surgery as an excuse to not talk to me, I just look up at the sky and sigh thinking both wow and why.

One of the things I hate about having big tits is when I wear a minimizer and the bra is so thin that you can see my nipples though them. And my nipples get erect for literally no fucking reason at all. I think i'm going to use tape on them.

I wish I was slender, tall and had no boobs maybe because nice guys will go after me that way instead of being sexually objectified because I have huge F cup tits.
Guys, they're just bags of fat on your chest, you aren't 12 years old.

Lost my itouch between the union and north campus (Around 3:30 - 4:30). If anyone found it, press the top button and connect it to the internet! I put it on lost mode, so my number will pop up. It's black and the home button doesnt work, and I can describe the wallpaper as well. Admin, please post! What better way to reach out to the student body than this page.

Most girls at NAU:
"Daddy can you give me money? Daddy can you buy me a car? Omg I hate my dad he didn't give me what I exactly wanted and the car I wanted I hate my parents fuck!!"
Me:
"I don't even know who my dad is lmao"

Breaking up with someone via text message is a dick move. It not only shows that you're inconsiderate, but a coward.

So I walked into big 5 to look at guns to kill myself. I couldn't believe it but I can off myself for $200. Now I just have to fallow up.

To the dude on the bike carrying flowers that I almost hit in the parking lot, I'm sorry! I was having a crappy day and was zoned out and not 100% there.. I was too shocked and embarrassed to say anything, so here's my apology, didn't know how else to get it to you...
But at the same time, I was clearly turning left with my blinker on, you didn't look either, and you didn't have a crosswalk. I understand pedestrians have the right of way and again im sorry, but for your safety, you should look before you cross as well, in case there are distracted irresponsible drivers like myself.
Again, here is my apology, I hope you and the flowers got to your destination safely