I went to a party a few weeks ago and met this guy David. I was still sober upon meeting him but soon found myself super smashed. Being the kind person he was, he took me home and I just wanted to say thank you to him for being so nice and I really wish I could find him again and maybe hangout sometime. He was really cute too!

I absolutely hate girls that complain about being "sexually objectified". First of all, you know you like to be seen as attractive by people of the opposite sex, so cut the shit. The only reason why you would feel uncomfortable is if you got attention from somone you didn't find attractive back. But even THEN there is still something deep down in you that is happy someone found you attractive. Secondly, why is it that when men look at a woman they are attracted to it is "sexual objectification" and not just attraction? Because we all know that when women look at Channing Tatum, Taylor Lautner, and half naked men with washboard abs they are totally thinking about what a great personality they must have. Get the fuck out of here.

will you raver kids please just admit that youre going to a light show, not a music concert?

"You're the nicest drug dealer I know"

Why thank you it's an honor

Why is everyone homesick?
I don't know about you, but I love flagstaff and I love living on my own in this beautiful town.

Yo girl you're like the new MySpace

No one gives a shit

Okay, I was nearly hit by a bike and the guy yelled "watch it," which normally is completely reasonable. But you came up behind me, how am I supposed to watch you? I do not have eyes in the back of my head.

If you're walking on the pedway, I'm right behind you, and you hit a dead stop to check your phone or something else of equivalent stupidity causing me to run into you, you are my fucking enemy.