My boyfriend's roommate is such an asshole and we've despised him all year. Today I found out that he destroyed the nonstick surface on my favorite fryingpan which I left in their room. And I'm still washing his dishes because I can't prove I didn't use the ones he used....
If my bf and I didn't have such loud sex all the time, I wouldn't say we were even and I'd sure as hell fuck your shit up.

If you decide to end our friendship the moment I turn you down for a date (aka "friendzoning" apparently) then you just further prove to me that I made the right choice.

I finally made record in fucking 500 chicks from NAU without getting an STD. I have been getting tested every week for STD's.

Since I've lost so much weight in a short period of time, I lost firmness in my boobs and now they're starting to droop :(

I'd like to know more about the middle eastern and Indian population at NAU ? I'd like myself a pretty brown girl

I refuse to let my depression get to me this year

You know the sweatpants that say "pink" on the ass? I'd like to see a pair that says "insert here."

Anyone want to be X box live buddies?