Tuesday, 22 April 2014 08:12 PM
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Sex is so much better high.
Tuesday, 22 April 2014 07:06 PM
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Here I sit in the Cline Library. Fresh after eating Mexican food. And I fart. Got so bad every computer around me becomes unoccupied... SUCCESS ;)
Tuesday, 22 April 2014 05:07 PM
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I just slept with my roommates boyfriend :/
Tuesday, 22 April 2014 05:01 PM
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I'm looking for someone to play catch with, I had surgery on my shoulder and part of my therapy involves throwing and catching. If there are any baseball/softball players willing to help comment on this. Thanks.
Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:58 PM
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I liked to attend my dorm's hall meeting high. My RA gets so frustrated with some kids and it's very entertaining!
Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:42 PM
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I absolutely love waking up in the middle of the night to hear my roommate panting because she's having sex with her boyfriend.
#collegelife #sucks or at least she does
Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:37 PM
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Walked in on my roommate jerking it to prego porn. He says "You can stay and watch me finish or wait outside."
Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:30 PM
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My TA sent nudes to the class instead of the answer to an equation