my roommate engages in baby talk with her boyfriend and it makes me sick.

To anyone that goes to Starbucks on campus,
There are a few things I, as a barista, would like to get off my chest because a lot of you really piss me off.
Everyone that works at Starbucks, believe it or not, is a human being just like you! So when we're trying to talk to you, take out your Damn headphones and put the phone down. It's so god Damn rude!
You're at a Starbucks at school, not your Castle so stop acting so privileged. Ya, if you get EXTRA caramel or EXTRA anything is going to cost EXTRA! We aren't your servants, so show us some respect, we are making your food and drink.
If you want something warmed up, tell us before we hand it to you, like seriously?
Don't get an attitude when we can't hear you it's fucking loud get over it.

I lost a knife today :( it's red with a dragon design on it. If anyone finds it please be a pall and comment. Sincerely a girl who loves her knife.

Where the fuck are all the 45lb plates in the gym disappearing to?!

The first time I had sex with my boyfriend, he lasted 2 minutes. Now he lasts like 1/2 an hour. #practicemakesperfect

Here's a confession: Whenever someone is crossing the street and puts there hand up to "stop" the car, I secretly want the car to keep going and hit them.

The only thing more sad about men being assholes to get women is that it actually works.

Posted the HLC confession. I did make a mistake when I said the system was for heating water to heat the building, I meant to say it was domestic hot water (the stuff you shower and wash your hands with). Basically the plumbing for the solar system leaks because the wrong solder was used to connect the pipes.