Okay do any of you people know how to fucking read?! When the dryer says 00 it means someone else's shit is in there. The 1 in front means feel free to put your shit in there. Look before you fucking open the door!

To the person who played the flute up in North Quad. Thank you for serenading those around you with Bruno's "When I was your Man" and Maroon 5's "Payphone" among many more. Hope other girls from Morton heard it as well. If you're a guy, I'm sure girls would be all over you.

Cowden, 5:00, I held the door open for you and you thanked me by name. We were in HON 100, and maybe 190, but I can't remember for sure. My confession is that I didn't say anything in response. And I can't recall your name.
I'm sorry.

You really made my day. On top of the simultaneous call about my grandmother's passing and text about my ex's never wanting to see me again, I had a good day today. Thanks to you.
Have a wonderful summer.

So I have a story for you all.

On Sunday I was taking a shower in the stall closest to the wall, which meant there were 4 other stalls open. No one else was showering except me. As im jamming to my music, someone else comes into shower. Now instead of chosing a shower stall away from me, this person chooses the one right next to me, but i didnt think of it as a big deal because maybe they just wanted to listen to the music I was playing. Then I look down and see yellow water by the drain, but i was like what ever (the pee never touched me), because everyone pees in the shower. but then I smelt this disgusting smell, this persons pee smell was horrific, so i rushed to finish my shower and left. All i could think was," bitch if you are going to chose a stall next to someone AND pee in the shower, at least make sure your pee isnt bright yellow and stinks."
moral of the story is: if you are planning on peeing in the fucking shower, and there are multiple stalls open, dont chose one right next to someone, because that shit is just gross.

I wish you could just see that hes not right for you, he will never care about you like you are hoping for. I just wish you could see this now instead of a month or two from now

I want a Muppet movie about the Holocaust

The horniness level at the Dustin Lynch show was over 9000!!! Seriously every girl and some guys wanted to sleep,with him and I don't blame them.

I just want a boots and cowboy hat wearin' country boy. Is that too much to ask for?