If you order a tapingo and come for it within 2 minutes after we received it, then I'm judging the fuck out of you. Please, we have a 15 minute grace period to make your order. Its not our responsibility to make it fast or make it our top priority than the customers who have been waiting in line to order just because you were irresponsible to place your order 10-15 minutes before your class.

One of the loudest/most annoying kids in my ES/SOC 215 class got busted for cheating the other day (Tuesday). Dude, like 10 of us saw you with that paper on your desk, then you were dumb enough to try and shove it in your backpack. Serves you right, I mean, why cheat? We even had the test questions a week before the exam. Felt bad for the GA though, you didn't have to yell at him (yeah, we def all heard you in the hall) like a crazy person for doing what was right when we all know you cheated.
Sincerely,
A girl who believes in student equity.

I'm sorry but if you go to the bathroom/shower in dorm bathrooms with no shoes on.. I'm judging you and you're disgusting. #notactuallysorry

I am so ready for school to be over. Get away from my roommate. I'm ready for real food and I sure as hell cannot wait to just have my own room. Ten more days.

Just bought a 1TB harddrive, I am going to fill the baby with porn; thanks for the Wi-Fi NAU.

Whoever was in the first floor guys bathroom in Allen at 4:00AM Friday morning, I could here you two whispering in the shower when I was taking a dump. I'm not stupid, one of you kept coming out of the shower to look under the stalls to see if I was gone. Go have your butt sex somewhere else so I can drop my load in peace at 4:00AM.

To the blonde girl wearing a volleyball shirt and got off at the shell station, you're beautiful. I was going to ask your name, but a series of unfortunate events stopped that. Hopefully you're on the bus Monday, maybe I can finally get your name.

I would like to personally thank the people that threw huge water balloons out of their car at me and other girls walking home last night …thanks a lot assholes we really wanted to get soaking wet walking home!!!