My boyfriend of 1 and a half months told me he didn't want to have sex with me because he's thinking about being a priest. I know you guys complain about being friendzoned, but I got priest-zoned.

Since it's the last week I might as well confess... The girls in ROTC are hot as fuck. That is all.

I lost my glasses around the eastern side of Reilly, either in the parking lot area or on the flight of stairs. It has dark blue frames with lenses that darken up in sunlight. If anyone has it, please turn it in to Reilly's front desk. If you find it or have found it, then you deserve the blessings of a diabetus care package filled with junk food and play doh, because I'm usually good at finding almost anything.

I couldn't have an orgasm for months after my ex cheated on me/we broke up without breaking down and sobbing profusely.

It's really weird to realize I'm older than pretty much everyone on this campus now. Like I can actually SEE it, and it's so strange. I've never felt this old.
#Seniors.

The guy who worked at Star Ginger today who had an afro and cut it off, you looked hot af. I thought you were cute with the fro but with your hair cut I forgot my order.

Have you ever been so stoned that you didn't know that you were actually stoned

If you've never had rough sex, don't bash it. It's incredible.