My gf frequently posts to gonewild, several guys have offered to buy her panties. She is rusty when it comes to flirting, so i do it for her. We make bank!

When i was about four we did a "news of the day" thing in school and it was my turn. I proudly stood up and told my whole class i saw my daddy's erection in the shower. I meant reflection. I actually meant silhouette. Social services were involved. To this day my parents still laugh.

I spent my whole day planting a forest. I did this through pornhub's campaign of planting trees through video watching. I feel like a hero.

When i was younger (12ish) my internet friend and i would skype (use screen share option and go on pornhub and jerk off to videos in silence. Together.

my boyfriend and i play a game where one of us plays mario on nintendo and the other gives oral, its a competition on how long you can last without dying. But because of it i can't look at any picture of mario without getting turned on.

I often like to pick at my toenails because it makes my fingers smell like mac and cheese.

I'm pretty sure the guy I used to hook up with has been fucking the girl who lives in the room directly below mine. Now I have to listen to them all of the time and I'm just angry and turned on.

After this year, I hope that I never have to eat on campus again. So many of the employees are awful and unfriendly (not all, but a lot) and if they worked at an establishment off-campus, they would have been fired months ago. I'm sick of standing and waiting forever without so much as "I'll be with you in a minute." I know you're busy, but I want some courtesy. Also, don't give me crap for not understanding every little thing about the menu or how to order perfectly so that you understand. Don't acuse me of stealing sugar packets when I set my backpack down on the counter to get my ID out. If you guys feel like you are dehumanized in any way because students just walk up and demand things from you, then don't let the only thing out of your mouth be "transfer?" and expect me not to feel a bit dehumanized myself. We both have lives. And anyone with a meal plan has to deal with your bad attitude as much as you have to deal with people complaining about a wait. Go get a job somewhere else and learn that to work somewhere off-campus, you actually have to be a good employee. I'm sick of it. I would have more respect for your job if you did.