Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:14 PM
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My roommate has a friend that is over frequently. Because of this, I call this friend the third roommate. Anyone else in this situation?
Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:54 PM
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To the person who was smoking cheap weed right outside of my door in one of the freshman dorms: I got a nice picture of you through my peep hole, don't be surprised if the RHD comes knocking at your door.
Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:43 PM
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As someone who served in the army, I can testify that most of the army cadets on this campus are tool bags. You are a student. You have not served overseas. Focus on your classes, if you really think you're gonna do land nav on active duty think again.
Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:37 PM
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I love masturbating in the freshman dorm showers. Its super private and relaxing and the best part is I don't have to clean up the mess when Im done! There hasn't been a single week of school this year where I have not wacked it at least one time in those showers!
Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:29 PM
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I'm tired of one night stands.. I want a girlfriend... But seems every time i try they run
Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:27 PM
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I sincerely apologize to the guy I almost took out with my car door.
Wednesday, 30 April 2014 12:52 PM
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The theme song from Weeds always pops in my head when I notice the hoards of us going to and leaving class.
Wednesday, 30 April 2014 12:04 PM
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I fucked this guy my best friend likes but he told me he didn't like her and he can't on to me and i have to admit it was the best sex I ever had and when i think about it i get so turned on should i i tell her or no i feel so bad i keep craving him