Last week I got really drunk and decided I wanted to go to sleep in front of the revolving doors at the HLC at 2 in the morning. One of the NAU policemen picked me up and drove me around for 15 minutes before he pulled over one of my friends who had been driving around looking for me with her headlights off. After talking to her the officer realized she was looking for me, so he gave me to her. Apparently I blew close to 0.28 and when I got out of the cop car I yelled, "Good, I didn't want to fucking be in there anymore anyway!" Somehow, I didn't go to jail or get an MIC. I fucking love this school.

I think I hate my husband. I mean, I love him some days, or for some moments of each day, but most of the time I just hate him. Is this what marriage really is? Is it just a phase?

I'm stoned, eating a solid chocolate bunny. I'm extremely content right now.

I have the worst luck with humans. And I'm talented, witty, fun, creative, spontaneous, courteous, etc. A decent human being.

I just. Suck. So, if you ever worry about failing at life, anybody out there...just know that there will always be this one girl who fails at any and all relationships (romantic and friend and family) despite her best intentions and supposed abilities.

I cried in the shower for an hour today. Finals have struck.

The girl who works at Allen Hall on the weekends is hot af. There aren't that many hot latinas on campus, I just hope you like white guys.
Sincerely,
White Boy

My friends get laid every freaking weekend and the only girl I ever luckily had sex with broke up with me and is now dating some other shmuck. And every girl's number I get, never text me back. I hate hearing about my friends getting some every weekend and thinking that my ex is getting her ass pummeled by some I haven't even kissed a girl for over half a year now. It really makes me lonely and depressed. Come on girls, give a lonely kid somewhere a chance, you might save him. :/

Fucking sex deprived. single girl problems