Saturday, 03 May 2014 06:27 PM
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My boyfriend's mom is a crazy ass bitch and sometimes I consider breaking up with him because of it. I mean he is his mom's son
Saturday, 03 May 2014 06:10 PM
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My dead mothers boyfriend speaks to me more than my living father.
Saturday, 03 May 2014 05:48 PM
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It's the end of the year, so why not? To the super muscular blond guy who lives in Gabaldon: You're sexy as fuck, and I wish I had noticed you and/or tried to talk to you sooner, even though my roommate says you look like an unintelligent thumb.
Saturday, 03 May 2014 02:46 PM
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It's pretty mature of you to get my cell number and have someone else harass me, as well as actively spread false rumors about me. It makes you really cute in a fuckable sort of way, because it's actually kind of funny more than anything else.
Saturday, 03 May 2014 02:12 PM
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To all you late night chicken loving maniacs. The Coupe closes at 10:00pm on Fridays and Saturdays. So no, if you see them closing at 10:01pm, there will be no chicken for you!
Saturday, 03 May 2014 01:30 PM
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My roommate is such a pain in the ass. Locks me out right after I leave the room, has friends over all the time and is allergic to cleaning the room and taking out the trash. I can't wait for this semester to end.
Saturday, 03 May 2014 11:14 AM
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Me and and my mom once convinced one of my early girlfriends that my mom was blind. my early girlfriend bought it. One day she was jacking me off in front of my mother while holding a conversation thinking she had no idea what was really going on.
Saturday, 03 May 2014 11:10 AM
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A girl that i met blew me in the Target changing room, an old man next to our stall walked out at the same time as me and he gave me a nod of approval.