Thursday, 08 May 2014 05:44 PM
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This chick and I started dating a week ago and its tripping me out. I never let people in, but she does something to me that no one else has. I feel like I can tell her anything and she does the same. Is it too early to be in love?
Thursday, 08 May 2014 05:37 PM
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If you say,"Samwich" then you are a fucking moron and I hate you.
Thursday, 08 May 2014 05:26 PM
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i really want to get a tinder because i haven't hooked up with anyone since the beginning of the semester but i know how much shit i'd get for it. fuck.
Thursday, 08 May 2014 01:53 PM
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Am I the only one who actually really likes college and gets really sad whenever I have to go back home?
Thursday, 08 May 2014 12:46 PM
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My poop came out like an icicle. I'm proud of it.
Thursday, 08 May 2014 12:32 PM
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So I'm done with finals ... yay!!! ... and t seems like a great idea to masterbate for one last time while i have to room to myself as my roommates finish their finals ... Amen for Porn right ;)
Thursday, 08 May 2014 11:48 AM
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I swear I'm just not going to be friends with the opposite sex anymore. Gawd dayum. I apologized, accepted that I was wrong, told you to do whatever you need to do.
Thursday, 08 May 2014 11:18 AM
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I confess I'm kind of excited most college kids will be leaving for Summer. Less Traffic and I can enjoy the bars in peace on a wed/Thur. night.