"Girls be actin' like it's diamonds in they coochie" is probably one of the realest lines in hip hop lol. And I'm a girl. I feel bad for guys sometimes

Not long ago I banged my first big chick. Never. Again. 1. couldn't get to full size for her, it was more like half. Felt like I was workin with a bruised baby banana 2. My first thought upon entry: there have been some mad black dudes up in here.

Commissioned into the military upon graduation. Got into a short relationship with a girl for about a month who knew I was military. Was genuinely interested in her. Couple days before leaving, she said she didnt see the point in seeing me anymore. She finds out I kissed another girl AFTER that, then sends me tons of anti military crap and cheating stuff, saying how dare me. Guess she hid the fact she was anti military all along. My confession: I feel bad for what I did, even though she said she didnt see the point in seeing me, but it feels like I've stuck my D inside the devil and no amount of Suave Just for Men applied to said D or anywhere else is gonna cleanse me of that feeling. I have felt the devil, and it is wet and moan-y.

I truly feel like NAU is a school full of activists and that as a whole, people who fight so hard for gay rights or trans rights or disabled rights are putting down and destroying the people that try to help the, 'you don't have this mental disorder so you wdon't ok never understand and can't possibly help'.

You can't do this alone. If you don't let others help, you are making yourself and your cause look worse and worse by the minute. You are oppressing the people that have oppressed you. You are no better then them. You hav sunk to their lowest level.

The other day, I found out that I have breast cancer at the age of 21. My boyfriend has been freaking out about it more than I am. He told me that he loved me very much and I told him, "I know, that's why you're still here and haven't left me because I have cancer." That's when he just broke down in tears. I think it's the first time I've ever seen him cry so hard.

I was screamed at today and told that I was a Rapist. A few friends and I(men and women) we having a perfectly healthy conversation about our sex lives. I mentioned that I like to wake my girlfriend up when she has work my eating her out or fingering her while shes still asleep. Mind you I have been with this girl for 4 years, and this is a common practice for both of us. Well apparently someone walking by overheard this and started yelling at me and giving me a lecture on consent and rape culture, and how I need to ask for consent for everything I do. I tried to explain the context but they weren't having it. Now, I know that this is a super small minority that actually think this, but damn its annoying as hell.

The elections are a year away and I am getting calls and emails from every candidate. Can we just all agree all politicians are crooks and they need to be elected gladiatorial style to the death in the reflecting pool.

For God's sake, is there not a NAU hook up page? Can the whiney, woe is me, she put me in the friend zone, no more mister nice guy, guys please go there and stay off of this page? Leave it for actual confessions? (Yes, I see the irony...no need to point it out with snark comments )