Pulling out a super long booger that feels like it's attached to your brain is probably tantamount to having a half descent orgasm

My boyfriend and I broke up after Frozen was released. I now have a love/hate relationship with "Love Is An Open Door" because I used to sing it with him.

Anytime I post nice a picture of myself I really hope my exs see it and think damn I messed that up

I feel like being a stay at home mom would be the ultimate achievement. To convince someone to pay for all of your everything, is something that takes a lot of skill.

Right before school ended I started talking to a particular girl a lot. She left for Texas when school ended and has been there for a while and we texted just about everyday she was there. She finally came back not too long ago for summer school. Within the first two days of her coming back to flagstaff we had sex. I try to move slowly with this girl because I really like her and I could see us being in a relationship after a while. But damn, she is so sexy and the sexual tension is really high all the time. I just ask, what is a girl supposed to do in this situation?

Breaking off our engagement was the best thing I could've done for both of us because look, dude, look how happy you are now with her. And I'm pretty damn happy, too.

I watched the movie Her tonight, and it brought me to tears. I'm not ashamed to admit that

I guess you don't realize what you threw away until they are engaged.