To all the new incoming freshmen...do whatever the fuck you want and who you want! It's college, the best years of your life!

You know what would be really cool right now? Having a period. Fuck.

I hate Walmart. Management and Corporate treats all of their associates like shit.

Okay, when I was an incoming freshman, I was not obsessed with sex. Go drink some water, children. Geeze.

I'm a 5th year senior and just banged out a incoming 18 year old freshman, I love college.

To all incoming freshman, just because mommy and daddy aren't around to tell you no anymore doesn't mean you can run around and sleep with everyone all day, party, & drink and think that's what college is about. Get your head in the books, stay focused, and have some self respect for yourselves this year :)

So it's true. I thought this was a joke people made about Americans in my country, but Walmart does provide electric scooters to obese people so they can buy more food.

Transferring early to NAU in the fall. Fuck Yes.