I'm scared all the dorm rooms are filled already and I won't get into a hall I want.

Why is it fucked up to mention a girl's weight and not want to go out with her because of it, but it's completely acceptable to give a guy shit because of the size of his dick and not want to go out with him because of it? The first one you can fix. The other the person has no control over it whatsoever. Can someone explain this to me?

You know what the best way to make god laugh is? To tell him
your plans for the future. Y'all need to stop worrying so much and start living each day as if its your last. Life is to short to be worried all the time. Its not a bad thing to prepare for the future, but seriously stop worrying so much!

I have lived with a Brit for the past three years. I love fucking with him on the 4th of July because he gets all moody. Can't wait to celebrate the day we declared independence from your tiny island nation! God Bless the USA and not a monarch because...DEMOCRACY, thats why! 'Murica ;)

I'm moving into the grove and I am so nervous that it will be terrible. can anyone give me advice on living there?

On November 1st I am going to jump into Lake Mary at 12:00PM. I will be in there for 45 minutes while the water is 36 degrees. $5 to see it and the money goes to charity. Want information? Comment and I'll give you my contact information

Since Gabaldon is going to allow freshmen to be in it, I hope my random roommate is a freshman. It'll be fun to teach some newbie the ropes. Assuming my information is correct. Please let me know if I'm wrong.

Comment different slang and sayings of 'masterbate'. Ready....Go!