Some of you pedestrians here at NAU sure do have a great habit of not making eye contact with drivers before you step into the street...

Posting a lot of political confessions tomorrow, beware.

i just saw one of my professors on grindr and i'm kinda falling behind in his class.. i know what i have to do now

It's 11am; class in 30 minutes; and I'm already drunk off wine :)

In addition to the tuition post: If you don't wanna go into the military for the GI Bill, fine. But dont complain when you can't pay off your "life crippling loans" (they aren't) because you cant get a decent job because you chose to be a fuckin liberal arts major. Or because you majored in psychology and opt not go to a masters program (you need to, to do anything viable with it), just because "you think people are interesting." Get a major that's actually needed in the world: business, accounting, finance, something IT related, engineering, PT, chem (you get my drift). Sit on your hands and stop feeling so damn entitled.

All this going around about free tuition... Just FYI the government already does something similar, it's called the GI Bill. Only 4 years of service and it's yours. You don't have to see the front to get it. Technically it's not free, but it's a lot better than sittin on your ass and saying "gimme"

Could just be my experiences, but ladies: sorry to tell ya, you probably will never give a handjob better than a guy can do it himself. Just like guys probably wont be as good at fingering as a chick (though I haven't gotten complaints...). Sometimes it feels a little.. rough... and slightly painful... Dont let this stop you from trying. If all else fails, try the "ok" sign on the johnson.

And just like that, the red cup wasn't so fucking important anymore #priorities