LADIES PLEASE REMEMBER TO CHECK IF YOUR ASS CHEEK IS HANGING OUT OF YOUR SHORTS THAT IS NOT CUTE THIS HAS BEEN A PSA FROM DOWNTOWN FLAGSTAFF

I love pink floyd more than anything except for sex and drugs. I just moved recently and saw my neighbor walking his dog in a pink floyd shirt. And he has a cute dog. I have planned our wedding and will place a milk shake in my yard tomorrow morning so you know where to holla. In the meantime, please continue to leave your blinds open when you undress and I'll do the same.

I'm an incoming freshman from Utah... Based on the confessions, nau sounds like a very... Interesting place. ;)

So, we're FWB now. I wonder how that'll work. I'm just so horny :(

Dear incoming California Freshman. Girls in particular: Uggs do not work in snow. I am saving you the embarrassment of falling. That is all.

I love blond men.

I can't be the only one who get's crushes on practically every guy i meet that isn't ugly, fat, or short. It's surprisingly a lot.

I haven't been having sex with my boyfriend for awhile because it hurts me too bad. Any suggestions/tips on what to do to help with this?