Wednesday, 02 July 2014 01:11 AM
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I met this girl on Thursday night and had the smile and eyes that could make any man fall for you.
Wednesday, 02 July 2014 01:08 AM
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Girls I can guarantee that a guy would fall for your smile over any other part of your body.
Wednesday, 02 July 2014 12:17 AM
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I have never seen a guy cheat on his girlfriend, but when I did it was at my house, at my party, ON MY BED, and with a deaf girl. It really greatly upset me.
Tuesday, 01 July 2014 11:20 PM
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I suck on straws of cute guests once they leave the restaurant then run to the bathroom to rub one out.
#isthatweird
Tuesday, 01 July 2014 10:58 PM
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I have a friend who always asks me to go smoke weed with him and I never have because I don't want to get caught. Today I found out his parents kicked him out for smoking weed. I'm having a hard time resisting saying I told you so.
Tuesday, 01 July 2014 10:05 PM
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I keep a christian singles mingle page for all the wrong reasons.
Tuesday, 01 July 2014 09:43 PM
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I had sex with a girl in highschool multiple times within a 12 hour span. She was of age but I feel so guilty.
Tuesday, 01 July 2014 07:07 PM
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I'm taking fitness classes this semester just to spite an ex who said my ass "just wasn't good enough" for him. I'll be in the gym squatting... ??