When I poop I wipe from the front not the back... And everyone else says they wipe from the back. I'm a male.

As a graduate, I want to share this insight:

If you make partying your identity, no one will take you seriously. Anyone can go to a party in college, and anyone can get their hands on alcohol in college. It's okay to party, I did, but make sure you know how to have fun without it, and get enjoyment through other avenues.
Build your reputation on something that will be useful to you...like a good personality, helpfulness, or passion about something intelligent.

I'm watching a lot kids in my class flounder now that they're not college students, because they no longer have that party identity.

I would love to have sex with a girl who was 6+ feet however they all reject me on my short stature. It sucks to be short...

Are girls intimidated by larger guys? Like I'm 6'1 with a 52" chest, average-slightly attractive, and girls don't really approach me or seem to like it when I approach them.

Some moments it bothers me that my ex goes around telling people I'm bat-shit crazy and claims I cheated on him, but then I look back at the relationship and think that it doesn't matter now. I'm happy now and he brought out the worst in me. Why should I care what someone that brings out the worst in people thinks? Go have fun being an alcoholic jerk. We all move forward. Don't dwell.

I have a slight stutter and trip up on my words so much I wish I could just say English is not my first language.

A girl just told me that she didn't want to date me cause my dick is too big... seriously? Frustrating -_- guys: don't always envy guys with big dicks. I can't tell you how many times I've ended up having to stop in the middle of sex because I was hurting her.

I work graveyards at a store that closes.. I get my work done super fast then sleep for a couple hours before we open! No one knows and management always compliments my work and thinks I'm fast.. If they only knew