After years of using eye drops so people wouldn't know I was stoned, today I actually used them for one of their intended purposes and used them before work so people couldn't tell I'd been crying all day.... Sometimes being a smoker is handy..

Just because you are an athlete doesn't make you better than everyone else. You are a leader, so don't act like you are Lebron.

ADVICE TO FRESHMAN: Don't buy your books. Wait a month to see if you really need them. Or else, it is a waste of 500 bucks.

To the residents moving into A31 in Pine Ridge this upcoming semester, just know that there are bees in the fucking ceiling and NAU does not have an on-campus exterminator, and therefore will not do a goddamn thing about it.
Good luck, future residents. You'll need it.

To the guy who said his cum smells like fruity pebbles. No worries my boyfriend's smells like chlorine.

I can't wait until everyone gets back to school and we can all see each others' smiling faces!
Then, of course, schoolwork will set in, but the first week will be all smiles!

I'm a girl who loves going on dates but I feel like I always have to initiate them. I'm afraid to ask guys out regardless of who they are or how long I've known them.
It would just be nice to go on a couple of dates before summer is over.

Rule of thumb: no matter how close you think you are to someone don't try to live with them. I waited to get an apartment with some friends and everyone bailed last minute. Now I have no where to go and no friends...