While having sex with my girl. I quoted John Cena's lines from the sex scene in Trainwreck...she started quoting them back...the sex wasnt actually that bad...

While breaking up with my GF, things got violent, she started hitting me. A guy walked into the room, saw her hitting me, I asked for his help, and he walked right out...Thank you for the help "man"
I do not regret breaking up with her

I have been here 3 years and I want to know one thing. Why in the hell are all the macs in the south campus computer labs such horrible pieces of shit. I logged onto 3 computers only one logged me in after 10 minutes of loading and when i finally did nothing (not even word) would work...fix your shit or get rid of it...

Ever since Yik Yak caught on this page really has slowed down

It annoys me when people have loud conversations on the bus. I find out Samantha was being a total bitch last night. Problem is, I don't know the back story like if my girl Sam was having a hard time dealing with your annoying ass voice too. It's like a story half told and if you're going to speak so loud you owe it to us to finish it. Or lower your fucking voice.

I know my girlfriend uses this site so I'm hesitant to post this but I've always wondered where she gets her money. I've seen her house and it is a piece of s*** and yet since we've met she's started wearing nicer clothing, makeup and been going out to dinner apparently by herself and her girls. Is she seeing someone on the side?

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

All my friends are gone for break. Looking for people to chill with. Comment below. It'll be cool I promise.