I just found some sort of black tar-like substance under my balls. I ate it and it didnt taste too bad. Deal with it.

Put your phone down and go do something-or someone you love!

I just had someone I was close to die of a heroin overdose. Shit. Makes this shit seem petty. Tell the people you love that you love them people.

theres a sign in my room that says "If someone walks in on you jerkin in, dont stop." this is a rule and those who brake it are kicked out.

Last night I tried to have anal sex for the first time and now I'm so sore that it hurts to use the restroom. He didn't even get it in and I wanted him to soo bad. I feel awful even though it's not my fault that he didn't fit. What should I do next time in order for him to fit? (Btw I was lubbed up and he had a condom on. I'm female)

i'm surrounded by some guys with no respect for women and some girls that have no idea what a relationship means. Being a guy i believe that i have messed up friends but at least i get to watch them all fail in their attempts with the opposite gender

I don't like mentally stable girls because they aren't fun and they cannot follow my odd thought processes. Lightly psychopathic is my kind of lady but plain insanity is going a bit too far.

Being friend zoned in a way where fucking is only allowed. Shittiest feeling.