Today I lost my wallet and the thing I was saddest about losing were the two new condoms I just put in there. Btw my wallet was returned to me.

I am extremely turned on by incest porn. I wouldn't fuck my mom or my sister, though. There's something about it... It's just so taboo to watch and I love it. I could never tell a girl that I'm dating that I'm turned on by this or else she'd probably think I was weird. I've also gotten off to bestiality porn.

I love bigger girls! I really just want to have sex with one!

I'm a straight man, who enjoys things that are generally considered manly and I'm an ME major. But damn it, I love fashion (men and women's) and interior design. I'm the kind of guy who loves to go clothes shopping and enjoys tagging along with the girls to help them pick new outfits, while still going to a party that night to try and pick up chicks with my buddies. Ladies, how do you feel about this odd combination?

I don't understand how anal is too painful for some girls, I mean I can stick a dildo the size of my penis into my ass, why can't you?

I tried to pee in my sink. I'm a girl so I had to sit down on the rim. Everything was going well until I felt the sink falling away from the wall.

I hope there are men who prefer butts over boobs. Otherwise, I'm screwed.

There is a small (her seat is really close to the steering wheel, it's almost comical) red head that I've seen driving a silver 3500 Dodge Ram Dually who sings her lungs out in her car. I see her singing her heart out going down the road and dancing in her seat with this huge grin on her face. Every time I see her truck (there's a small dent on it on either the right or left side) I get so happy. She just looks so certain of her happiness. I wish I bumped into her when she wasn't driving so I could talk to her. She's beautiful.