I've decided that my next boyfriend will love to sing to me and will spoil me rotten because, gosh darn it, I deserve it!

I've never gotten over my first "true love". He's married now, and I sometimes look at pictures of him with his wife and cry because I thought that would be me. Most of me knows I should move on already (it's been three years), but a small part of me worries I'll never be able to love as fully and as deeply as I did him.

I got off to gay men having sex....I am a woman......I dont really know what to make of this

I light fires to feel joy

I ate my twin in the womb

You know you are evil when its harder to break up with stock options than your girlfriend. Goodbye AutoZone

A pencil sharpener that sharpens many pencils is a good sharpener.
A pencil sharpened many times is a useless pencil.

I don't like people who say "I love you" to anybody and everybody. It makes me feel like that person is fake or doesn't take love seriously. You should hand out love like you would hand out diamonds; only the most precious and amazing people in your life deserve them, otherwise they lose their novelty and value.